July 23, 2014

Saw him at a tournament in February. He wore high white shorts, a fanny pack, and jumped the net on changeovers.  And it’s not clear if he’s gay, as I overheard him discussing football tactics in intricate detail.  He was debating if a west coast spread-offense could ever win a  BCS title game against an SEC team.  I love this guy.  The world needs more like him.